August 2011
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Step Dads...
are forever assholes.
Dear Future Girlfriend,
notestomyfuturegirlfriend:
I am new to this whole physical thing…
But I will not hesitate to build up some stamina and be at your sexual beck and call whenever you so desire.
I think we all win in this situation.
Love,
Me
Life isn't about finding a significant other that...
Idk what to do.
July 2011
I just saw this on Facebook.
withlovenancy:
verniethedope:
I laughed way too hard.
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Having full fledged conversations on Omegle....
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Message (1) would be great right now.
Four Loko's are the alcoholic unicorn blood of...
Maybe fucking share with us, you greedy bitches?! →
Reblog if you literally cant stop thinking of...
Reblog if you like someone you can't have.
yourmotherkelly:
;PP
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I'm a mess, I confess, that I'm NOTHING WITHOUT...
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boys my age are absolute fuck heads
girls arent a walk in the park either.
You know what sucks? You have so much friends way...
I am not Tumblr famous. I love when people talk to...
10203.) Why doesn't anything ever seem to go right...
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